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On the February 4, 1999 episode of "Friends," Phoebe shares with the gang that her grandmother just died.

Monica: So how did she die?
Phoebe: We were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never got up again.
Joey: Phoebes, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: It was really sweet, the last thing she said to me was 'Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'll get the yogurt and we'll meet at the check-out counter. Y'know what? (Nodding knowingly) We will meet at the check-out counter.

Same episode...

Phoebe's father: (Stunned) Lily's dead?
Phoebe: If she wasn't, then cremating her was a big mistake!

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