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Dead man nails double-parkers

An Associated Press story reports that in Bethlehem, Pa., Robert Allan Miller is getting back at people who double-partk if it's the last thing he does. Miller, who died in 1995 at age 64, left $5,000 in his will as reward money for officers who write the most tickets for double-parking. Bethlehem police are not likely to collect the prize money, however. The city solicitor questioned the practice, and the mayor said he wouldn't allow it even if it were legal.


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